There comes a time in a lady's life where she wants to avoid booze. Maybe she is trying to cure her depression. Maybe she is secretly growing a little baby in her tummy. Maybe she has a big baby on her boob waiting to be fed. Maybe it's been a mix of these things for the last three years and she is losing hope of ever enjoying a nice glass or seven of wine with all the other girls again.
Anyway. There are ways in which such a lady can fool herself that she is, in fact, still drinking. Even if it's Christmas and the entire world seems to be awash with gluhwein. Oh gluhwein. How I love thee. So warm. So sweet. So delicately spicy. So toe-tingling-inducing. So...STOP STOP take me back to the soft drink section.
Sorry about that.
Here's my guide to the top choices.